overheard on the beach

scene: two 30-something blondes lounging on sand chairs, drinks in hand

blonde #1: "Did you hear the news?"

blonde #2: "About Christie?"

blonde #1: "No, I mean the real news."

blonde #2: "Nah. You know, 10 months out of the year I'm real C-Span-y. Up here I don't bother."


Personally, I'd like to hear the news about Christie.